House Big Bang

Ever wish that there was a story out there, somewhere, that just happened to hit every fic kink you ever had?

The one where House and Wilson only missed hooking up by the nearest of margins all those years ago at that conference, and throughout the next fifteen or however many years they keep just missing, and then they think that they must both be past it and it'll never happen and it probably wouldn't have worked anyway--but then it does?

The one where Amber didn't die in the bus crash but she was horribly wounded, and Wilson vows to take care of her for the rest of her life, but all House can see is that Amber is even more an impediment and a buzzkill as a vegetable than she ever was as Wilson's girlfriend--until the day he sits down and has a genuine conversation with her and learns why she's really hanging around?

The one where Thirteen never gets with Foreman because instead she settles down with a woman who is strong, funny, generous, and doesn't put a lot of bullshit between herself and Thirteen over her job--and that woman is Cameron?

The one where Amber and Thirteen totally spend a night of passion together and it was both awesome and hot, but then not only do they have House leering over them but the whole department getting up in their business, and they can deal with all of that because despite the fact that they hate each other, they kinda like each other too--until the day they find out about Thirteen's Huntington's, and Amber realizes she can't deal?

The one where House owns a secondhand bookshop and collects first editions (which he hates for anyone to actually buy), and Foreman is the IRS guy who comes by to take a long, lingering, suspicious look at his books (no, not the first editions), and it all seems like it'll only ever go badly until Wilson (the barista) and Cuddy (the antiques dealer) conspire to make the two of them see that there's something more going on?

The one where House is a kindergarten teacher? ...no, no, wait, come back, somebody's going to write this, right? I MEAN COME ON.

If you're not a writer, or if 20 000 words is very intimidating, or you'd like to pitch a few ideas in the pot, then this is the post for you! Give of your plotbunnies, and the Big Bang participants will thank you.

Ever wish that there was a story out there, somewhere, that just happened to hit every fic kink you ever had?

The one where Cuddy and House were together once, but aren't any more, and there is fallout and backstory and college shenanigans and a secret hush-hush pregnancy that no one ever talks about and they're different people now, goddammit, but they're older and lonelier and maybe there's still something there after all?

The one where Wilson lives in Montreal and goes to McGill and speaks French and meets his first wife and loses his brother and then he meets House and then they *both* speak French and possibly it's a bit more about House and Wilson speaking French than any of that other stuff?

The one where Cameron leaves and attains personal growth and meets a guy who reminds her of her poor dead husband and then she realizes that poor-dead-husband isn't her type anymore because she's grown as a person and then she storms back to Princeton-Plainsboro and gives House what-for and doesn't take no for an answer?

The one where Chase goes back to Australia and it's totally epistolary with emails and chats because he misses--weirdly, and where the hell this came from he doesn't know--Foreman, and then they both say that of course plane tickets are too expensive anyway but then they meet up somehow at a conference or something and then the BIG REALIZATION hits them?

The one where Cuddy and Wilson bond over House but then slowly slowly come to an understanding between them, and there's cheating and dissatisfaction but ultimately they get their lives together and it's not perfect and there's still House somewhere in the mix but they make it work?

The one where Cuddy and Stacy were secretly lovers ever since House's infarction and even over the years and when Stacy came back to Princeton it wasn't just Greg she was interested in and Mark totally knows and maybe even condoned a threesome once and what if House finds out?

The one where House is a kindergarten teacher? ...no, no, wait, come back, somebody's going to write this, right? I MEAN COME ON.

If you're not a writer, or if 20 000 words is very intimidating, or you'd like to pitch a few ideas in the pot, then this is the post for you! Give of your plotbunnies, and the Big Bang participants will thank you.